Packs Of Wild Dogs Destroy Lancaster Crops

NEW HOLLAND, PA – Reports are coming in that wild dogs have destroyed crops in Lancaster County and area farmers and vegans alike are outraged. “They were everywhere. Eating my cabbage. Eating …

Amish Dobergoat Fighting Ring Busted!

QUARRYVILLE, PA – Southern Regional Police busted an Amish Dobergoat fighting ring this morning just south of Quarryville. The bust which happened at 3am resulted in the arrest of 12 …