Breitbart Foods To Add 300 Jobs In Mount Joy

Mount Joy, PA – Breitbart News Network has chosen Mount Joy as the location for its new food manufacturing division, Breitbart Foods. And along with it 300 new jobs to Central Pennsylvania.

Whiteys Cereal, Alt-Right Approved!
Whiteys Cereal, Alt-Right Approved!
“We never imagined we would get into manufacturing but after Kellogg’s did the unimaginable we had no choice.” said newly appointed Breitbart Foods CEO Deitrich Goebbels.

Goebbels reference was to Kellogg’s recent decision to pull its advertising from Breitbart.com after receiving complaints from consumers.

Related: Breitbart goes to war with Kellogg’s over move to pull ads

“We regularly work with our media-buying partners to ensure our ads do not appear on sites that aren’t aligned with our values as a company,” Kellogg’s said in a statement. “We recently reviewed the list of sites where our ads can be placed and decided to discontinue advertising on Breitbart.com. We are working to remove our ads from that site.”

hitlerbutterThe 300 new jobs will pay $8-$10 per hour but will not include healthcare benefits.

According to Goebbels, “Nowhere in the Constitution does it say the government should provide health insurance so neither should we.”

Breitbart Foods says it chose Mount Joy for its caucasian density and higher than average high school dropout rate.

Foods to be processed at the the new Breitbart Foods plant include Whiteys Cereal and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hitler Spread.

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