Biologist: “Susquehanna River Orca Hatch Is A Total Loss”
PEACH BOTTOM, PA – According to POL Biologist Earl Sneed this year’s “Susquehanna River Orca Hatch Is A Total Loss”. Biologists from across the globe converged on the lower Susquehanna …
Lancaster To Host Pennsylvania Chuck E. Cheese’s Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
LANCASTER, PA – The Lancaster Chuck E. Cheese’s has been selected to host the 17th Annual Chuck E. Cheese Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship. This February competitors from across the country …
Corn Squid Found Living In Strasburg Child’s Ear
STRASBURG, PA – Doctors at Lancaster General Hospital (LGH) were shocked to find a juvenile corn squid living in a child’s ear. The parents of a Strasburg girl brought their …
Come See Us At The 2020 PA Farm Show
LANCASTER, PA – Come see People of Lancaster at the 104th Pennsylvania Farm Show taking place from January 4-11, 2020. People of Lancaster will be hosting a booth in the …
LCBC Membership Drive Offering New Members Conceal-Carry Bibles
LANCASTER, PA – LCBC (Lives Changed By Christ) which has locations throughout eastern Pennsylvania is looking to increase membership by offering new members conceal-carry Bibles. “Guns and Jesus are like …
Facebook To Charge Users Who Comment ‘Thoughts And Prayers’
MENLO PARK, CA – Facebook has decided to charge users who comment ‘thoughts and prayers’ in response to tragedies and humanitarian needs. “After reviewing the volume of ‘thoughts and prayers’ …
Lancaster Chick-fil-A To Host Draq Queen Story Hour
HOTLANTA, GA – In another step to distance itself from past anti-LGBTQ practices Chick-fil-A will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hours at its Lancaster, Harrisburg, and Mechanicsburg stores. “We recently …
Woman Calls Christmas Eve Kiss A Mistake, Heads Back To The City
MARIETTA, PA – Candace McKeller, who currently lives in New York City, was visiting her family and says last nights kiss with a troubled yet handsome artisan was a mistake …
British Prime Minister Interned at Gap Lighthouse; Clogged Toilets Regularly
Gap, PA – Brexit proponent and new British Prime Minister Boris Johnson once interned at the Gap Lighthouse. Boris was born in New York City in 1964 to an American …
School District of Lancaster Orders Updated History Books Showing Trump Impeachment
LANCASTER, PA – The School District of Lancaster has ordered updated U.S. History books that explain President Trump’s impeachment. The book, US: A Narrative History published by McGraw Hill, has …
