Pennsylvania Woman Wants To Marry A Goat
GAP, PA – For one Pennsylvania woman love is in the air this Valentine’s Day but in a very unusual way. She found love with a goat and wants to …
5th Grade Boy Told He Cannot Bring Trumpy Bear To School Because “It’s Racist”
LANCASTER, PA – A 5th grade student was told this week that he cannot bring his Trumpy Bear to school because “it’s racist.” “Tuesday is bring your stuffed animal to …
Governor Wolf Makes ‘Black Face’ A Crime
HARRISBURG, PA – Governor Wolf signed and Executive Order today making ‘black face’ a crime in the state of Pennsylvania. “In today’s society there is no room for ‘black face’ …
Amish Porn Ring Busted In Strasburg
STRASBURG, PA – Pennsylvania State Police busted an Amish Porn Ring in a late Saturday night raid. “We received a tip that illegal pornography was being filmed and distributed at …
Bear That Attacked Muncy Woman Believed To Be Illegal Mexican Immigrant Bear
MUNCY, PA – The bear that attacked a Muncy Creek Township woman on December 12th is reportedly an illegal Mexican immigrant bear. Melinda LeBarron was mauled and dragged nearly 90 …
City of Lancaster & Planned Parenthood Team Up To Place Contraceptive Vending Machines Around City
LANCASTER, PA – The City of Lancaster and Planned Parenthood have teamed up to place contraceptive vending machines around the city. According to a City of Lancaster spokesperson, “We have …
Invasive Coney Island Whitefish Found In The Susquehanna
COLUMBIA, PA – Pennsylvania Biologist were alarmed this week after discovering invasive Coney Island Whitefish in the Susquehanna. “We was walking by the river when my boyfriend pointed at a …
Governor Wolf Passes Executive Order Requiring Students To Learn Spanish
HARRISBURG, PA – Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf passed state Executive Order 12-18 today requiring all high school students in Pennsylvania to learn Spanish. “Pennsylvania is the national center of Hispanic …
Lancaster County Man On Shortlist To Be White House Chief of Staff
HOLTWOOD, PA – A Lancaster County man is reportedly on the shortlist to the next White House Chief of Staff. Jim-Bob Cooper of Holtwood announced to his friends at the …
Transgender Mall Santa Is Coming To Town
LANCASTER, PA – She’s making a list and checking it twice, Tranta Claus is coming to town! Shauna McCombs, better knows as Transgender Mall Santa, has loved the Christmas season …
