Central Market to Go Clothing-Optional in 2018

Lancaster – In the latest in a series of lame-duck power moves, outgoing Mayor Rick Gray shocked the Central Market community this morning by announcing that the venerable downtown farmer’s market will go clothing-optional in January.

“Frankly, it’s at times like this, the great heaven knows, that we wish we had, not so many clothes,” said Gray, loosening his bow-tie before removing his undershirt near Meck’s produce. “We are looking to both eliminate the need to install expensive air-chillers and ensure that the Market doesn’t discriminate against the nudist community of the City of Lancaster at large.”

Clothing hooks will be installed outside all entrances and air-sickness bags will be available upon request.