Janelle Stelson To Wrestle Bear For Charity

Artists Conception of the Steltson vs. Guzzler match
Artists Conception of the Steltson vs. Guzzler match

Hold on to your hats, ladies and gentleman!!! Local celebrity, philanthropist and WGAL anchor Janelle Stelson has agreed to bikini wrestle a bear at this year’s Ephrata Fair. In what appears to be a “first of its kind” in the legendary history of this civic celebration, Ms. Stelson has offered to “throw down” with an Alaskan Kodiak Grizzly named “Guzzler”.

While this may seem to be unusual, we must point out that Stelson, an experienced grappler, has been wrestling with mediocrity and inanity for years. The wonderful folks at the Ephrata Fair have agreed to donate 10% of the gate of the September 26, 2015 fight to Ms. Stelson’s charity of choice, Loving All Babies In America.