Local Shithole Columbia Ignored By President Trump

Columbia Borough has been widely regarded as the shithole of Central PA and pretty high in the running for shithole of the North East United States, but town residents feel slighted by President Trump.

“Trump thinks places like Haiti and Africa are shitholes. Why is he not focusing on American shitholes?” stated Columbia Mayor Peter Insidya.

Mayors from Columbia, Baltimore, Detroit and Steelton are drafting a letter to the President demanding equal shithole recognition.