Long Lines For Dildo Factory Job Applicants

Lancaster Host Resort – Job seekers are experiencing long lines in the hopes of working at the new Mister Fister Dildo factory. While the factory isn’t even built yet, applicants have been lining up outside the door at the Mister Fister Job Fair today at the Lancaster Host Resort.

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“The turnout is incredible, we should be able to get a quality workforce” stated Mister Fister HR representative Dean Gil-Barry.

The job fair will be open today until noon, however anyone in line at 12 will not be turned away. Mister Fister will be hiring for the following positions:

  • Manufacturing
  • Drivers
  • Product Testers (male)
  • Product Testers (female)
  • Maintenance
  • Custodial

Please bring a resume. Past dildo experience helpful but not necessary.

Mister Dildos is an Equal Opportunity Employer