After Making Women Moist For 45 Years, Jim Sinkovitz To Retire

Lancaster, PA – WGAL weekend anchor Jim Sinkovitz is set to retire at the end of December after making Susquehanna Valley women moist for 45 years. Even the old ones.

A “friend and mentor to generations of reporters, Sinkovitz not only made women moist but some men” said WGAL News Director Dan O’Donnell.

With his perfectly styled silver hair and tanned skin Sinkovitz brought the news of Hurricane Agnes, Three Mile Island, and the suicide of R. Bud Dwyer to the Susquehanna Valley.

Sinkovitz may be retiring from reporting the news but not making women moist. “I may be retiring from reporting the news but I still plan to work my magic on women.” said Sinkovitz.

The staff of People of Lancaster thanks Jim for his years of service and wishes him the best in retirement.

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