Mister Fister Builds Colossal Dildo in Attempt to Satiate Local Woman

Landisville, PA- – Mister Fister Dildos today unveiled a colossal new dildo designed to finally satisfy the sexual cravings of this local woman, arrested for the third time for carrying on with a former resident of a facility she worked in: http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/landisville-mother-again-violates-court-order-not-to-see-victim/article_2bf3907c-114e-11e6-8bee-c714c3c113a2.html

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Mister Fister’s new dildo

“We’re really hoping this new offering will hit the spot and give her the pleasure she seeks,” said Mister Fister spokesman Richard Gozina.

Calls to the Landisville mother were not immediately returned.