Price Of Graphic Design And Specialty Cocktails Soar In Lancaster

Following last night’s election, the vast majority of cocktail bartenders and graphic designers cashed in their vacations, and it is unclear when they will return. This has caused the price of graphic design and specialty, menu cocktails to rise dramatically.

“We’re now charging $27 for a Bellini,” said one bar owner. “Lagers are still $3, though.”

Empty design studios were a common theme on Wednesday; and many wonder how long it will take for designers to return to work.

“I’m not sure what’s going to happen,” said one Lancaster designer. “It’s like, nothing matters anymore. I can’t leave home, I can’t eat. This is awful.”

Jim’s Computer Pictures remained opened and fully staffed; and have received an increase in business in the past 24 hours. They specialize in Word Art placement, Paint, and turning projects from portrait to landscape before printing.