QUARRYVILLE, PA – The Klopp family of Quarryville smashed their Keurig in protest over Keurig pulling advertising from Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News.
The flap started over Keurig pulling its advertising after Sean Hannity interviewed accused pedophile and Senate candidate Roy Moore.
Supporters of Hannity have lashed out at Keurig on social media and began circulating the hashtag #BoycottKeurig, including the Klopp family.
“I ain’t using no commie Keurig no more!” shouted Cody Klopp.
Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, who is facing allegations he engaged in sexual misconduct with a 14-year-old girl and dated several teenagers while he was in his 30s was interviewed by Sean Hannity.
Asked why they were so angered Klopp explained, “Roy Moore is a Christian. Joseph was in his 50’s when he married Mary and they had baby Jesus. Mary was only 13. There ain’t nothing wrong with it.”
Asked if they were going to stop drinking coffee altogether Klopp replied, “Nah. We’ll just drink our Sanka or go to Turkey Hill.