Amateur Writers Run Out Of Funny Shit, Bring Back Shitty Parking Pictures

From the Editor:

The POL Storm Team has run out of funny shit to talk about. We’re at rock bottom. Our writers have hit the wall and have nothing left. One desperate writer was trying to write a story about a woman masturbating in the stands at a Barnstormers game while trying to tie it in with John Kerry’s visit to Iran. Even with crappy graphs and photoshops it still wasn’t funny.

It’s time to move on. Sadly the Dildo Factory story was the peak of our hilarity and it has all been downhill since. We funnied too fast and too close to the Sun. So beginning Tuesday 7/14/15 People of Lancaster will return to sharing pictures of city-folk wearing pajama pants, pig parkers and vanity license plates. It’s our bread and butter – it’s what we’re good at.

Hopefully there will be a few stabbings and cars running into structures to keep things light and jovial here in the lighthouse newsroom. Or if we’re really lucky our crooked photographer will get out of the klink.

Sincerely,

Abner Hockenfoos, Lighthouse Keeper/Editor

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