The snow is gone, temperatures are increasing and flowers are blooming. Spring has sprung making most Lancastrians happy, however area Dobermans Rocco and Dash are quite concerned with the uptick in bicycle activity.
“We must remain vigilant. Only a month a go the biggest threat we faced was a postal worker or oil delivery man approaching the home. But lately there are multiple bogies throughout the day” stated hyper-vigilant Doberman Rocco. “This long, cold winter kept the enemy at bay but now they are coming out of the woodwork. Everywhere. Literally we’re barking from Sun up to Sun down.”
During our interview the lads excused themselves to run outside and fend off an enemy combatant. Rejoining the interview Doberman Dash nervously twitched, “Yup. It is as we feared, there was a little girl on a pink bicycle. It’s end of days man, end of days. Hopefully it’ll rain soon and we can catch a break.”