Turkey Hill Minit Markets has unveiled a plan to attract more tourist to their convenience stores by exploiting the over abundant feral children of Lancaster County. Media Relations Spokeswoman, Hilda …
While how the Confederate Flag incident began yesterday remains up for debate, for Mayor Lutz how to solve the problem is crystal clear. Some reports say a racist in a …
While working in his garage near a local tourist attraction today long-time Columbia native, Stan Delone, stumbled upon a gold mine of his own. “I was laying under the god …
As the Internet continues to mourn the demise of beloved hitchhiking robot, hitchBOT, the question now is who did it? The world now has an answer as surveillance footage has …
Prosecuting Attorneys in Arizona are steamed after the Lancaster County native got off at his pre-trial hearing on bestiality charges. The accused’s attorney filed a writ of habeas corpus in …
GET OUT OF THE WATER! LEAVE THE BEACHES! GRAB YOUR WIFE & HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS! THE GAP SHORE IS UNDER SIEGE. The sharks are prowling the Gap Coast and Abner …
One of our staff writers was briefly hospitalized earlier today after suffering freakish burns in a marijuana related incident. Having not smoked marijuana in over 14 years our writer was …
This writer, miffed by the reaction of POL readers, conducted a social experiment yesterday, of which you all were participants. For this experiment I wrote and submitted two stories. Both …
Lancaster County Customs and Border Patrol Agents have announced the arrest of three Yorkian smugglers and the seizures of 17.8lbs of shrimp boosted from York grocery stores. In a joint …
Columbia Borough council has decreed Saturday July 25th, 2015 to be ‘Celebrate Columbia Day’ in honor of the towns recent climb to 66th Best Place to Live. This is the …
