Twenty Shoo-Fly Pie Jobs Relocating To Mexico
DRUMORE PA – Rebecca Zimmerman is about to lose her job. It could happen tomorrow or next month, and she knows she can do nothing about it. Zimmerman is a …
Shocking! Kermit the Frog Alleges Jim Henson Fisted Him Regularly
Sesame Street – In the midst of Hollywood and political sex scandals, more and more victims have been coming forward. The most recent is beloved Muppet, Kermit the Frog who …
Man Fed Up with Sports Being Brought Into Politics
Campbelltown, PA – Travis Buckly, self-proclaimed political junkie and father of two expressed outrage yesterday regarding the amount coverage sports has been getting in the political arena. “I turned on …
Meadow Tea – Step By Step Directions
Here’s how to make a perennial Lancaster County Favorite, not only because mint grows everywhere but because it’s pretty darn good. Meadow Tea is a light, refreshing and caffeine free …
Displeased Chameleon Patron Demands Refund After Being Offended
Yes, imagine that. Someone was offended at a rockabilly show. Check out the below over reaction. <<trigger warning>> So, now for a less insane version of the events. The headliner …
2016 Lancaster Santa Stumble Map
The following spots are participating in Saturday’s Santa Stumble. The Stumble raises money for the Lancaster City Mounted Police and the K9 units. The event is sold out this year, …
Unauthorized Real Estate Listing – 110 S 6th Street, Columbia
A few years back I wrote a House for Sale listing on Craigslist that went viral. I was showered with lots of applause and no money. So today, in a …
Meme Market Flooded, Meme Stocks Crashing
NYSE – Meme stocks are taking a beating since businessman Donald J. Trump won the presidential election, and meme investors are worried about their future. Local Meme-Fund manager Henry the …
Hillary Clinton: “All children should be microchipped for safety..”
With only weeks away until election day, Hillary Clinton is set to make a bold proclamation while on the election trail. Sources close to Clinton state she will begin a …
Rt. 283 Highway Cleanup Volunteers Declare Gatorade Bottles Most Popular Piss Jug
You surely have seen the Adopt-A-Highways signs while driving on state and local roads. Local organizations and companies will “adopt” a one-mile stretch of roadway and perform a highway clean up …
