Transgender Mall Santa Is Coming To Town
LANCASTER, PA – She’s making a list and checking it twice, Tranta Claus is coming to town! Shauna McCombs, better knows as Transgender Mall Santa, has loved the Christmas season …
6-Pack Rings And Straws Endanger LCSWA Incinerator Sea Turtles
Harrisburg Pike – The workday starts off like any other at the LCSWA facility with Juan Afukme making his rounds. While his job title is officially Plant Superintendent he’s known …
Bon-Ton Stores Awarded Contract From ICE
Regional retail giant Bon-Ton Stores were awarded a government contract on Wednesday as part of GOB sale and will be shipping all remaining mattresses, clothes, and toys for children detained …
PF Changs – Shoppes at Belmont – 1 Sentence Review
If you want $10 dollars of Chinese food for $30 in a loud AF environment, this is the place for you.
Local Shithole Columbia Ignored By President Trump
Columbia Borough has been widely regarded as the shithole of Central PA and pretty high in the running for shithole of the North East United States, but town residents feel …
BREAKING NEWS Former NBC Host Seeks Asylum In Micro-Nation Of Gap
New York/Gap – Long time NBC Host Matt Lauer’s employment was terminated this morning by NBC Comcast Universal Olive-Loaf Mega corporation under accusations of sexual harassment. Mr. Lauer has visited …
Lititz Man Faces Deportation To Columbia
Randy Hinkle loved Lititz and loved Thanksgiving. But this Thanksgiving, Hinkle is in a detention center, facing imminent deportation, while his wife and daughters are at home waiting for a …
Manheim Man Arrived First At Four-Way Stop In August, Still Waiving Other Drivers To Go First
Manheim PA – Jack Soffalot of Manheim is a cautious driver. So cautious in fact that he’s been trapped at a four-way intersection since August and has been continuously waving …
Gap Lighthouse Santa Accused Of Fondling Elves and Reindeer
Gap Beach, Pennsylvania – Local Lighthouse Keeper and volunteer Santa Abner Hockenfoos is embroiled in controversy after a group of volunteers have accused him of making unwanted sexual advances. So …
“Offensive” Civil War Monument Removed To Be Replaced With A Monument To Refugees
LANCASTER, PA – After complaints from a handful of citizens, Lancaster City Council took swift action today and began the removal of the iconic Soldiers and Sailors Monument in Penn …
