Tina Yothers to POL: I’m not dead

In the wake of the tragic death of Amanda Peterson, the 80’s teen star from such films as “Can’t Buy Me Love” and “Explorers”, there has been much demand for …

Boner Pants: Latest Hipster Trend

In yet another effort to enhance their suspect masculinity, hipsters have added to their list of suspect trends: Boner Pants.  The hipster community has deemed it to be a modern …

Baby Born In Parking Lot Where Conceived

Local breeders Bill Frink and Savannah Moore certainly are a fan of the Rutter’s Farm Store on Cool Springs Road in Wrightsville.  The two 19 year olds would often meet to …

Woman Accused Of Selling Synthetic Bologna

Ida Salame , 27, is accused of selling synthetic Lebanon and ring bologna out of her Brickerville Estates trailer. She was arrested after several residents complained about an unusually large amount of meat …

Area Schools To Cut Grammar From Curriculum

In anticipation of what appears to be political gridlock in Harrisburg over the budget, several Lancaster County Schools have been forced to make tough choices in order to meet projected …

Rehobeth Shark Attack Baffles Experts

In what many are classifying as a first, researches are trying to determine if a recent shark attack in Rehobeth has been motivated by hate.  On July 1, a shark …

Amish Barn Intruder Sentenced For Illegal Milking

Sebastian Fondeler of Brownstown has been sentenced by  District Justice Ophelia Udder to one year in Lancaster County Prison for several counts of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and illegal milking stemming from …