A Lancaster City Baptist Church has taken to “bra bombing” the Elizabethtown College campus overnight. Similar to “scarf bombing”, particpants tie articles of clothing around trees, poles and other objects to be collected and worn by those in need. Over 200 bras of various cups and widths were scattered all over the trees, telephone poles, and monkey bars around campus.
Most students were very confused by the scene. Particularly baffled were the dozen or so co-eds who admitted to only seeing brassieres in YouPorn videos, but never in real-life.
Posted to several trees was a handwritten note that read,
Dearest Ladies of Elizabethtown College,
Please accept our generous gift of covers for your dirty pillows.
Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. It gets you attention, but mostly from pigs.
Yours in Christ,
The Congregation of the Lancaster City Baptist Church