BREAKING: Trump Reads Books, Hates NASCAR

A shocking, newly released recording of Donald Trump has been leaked exposing his love of literature and disdain for all things NASCAR.

“Steinbeck, sure,” said Trump, talking to a unknown second party. “But I’m really into Victorian literature. Arthur Conan Doyle, Wilde. Even Treasure Island, I love that book.”

This new information is sure to send a wave of regret through the minds of Trump supporters; especially after a few days of defending his lewd comments in the Access Hollywood recording. While being an avid reader may be possible to bounce back from, it was this statement that will likely mean the end of his Presidential bid:

“What are you watching? Is that NASCAR? God, that is so stupid. Who likes this garbage?”

Congress is meeting to discuss if an election is even necessary.