Canadians Politely Greet Hurricane Dorian

HALIFAX, NOVA SCOTIA – No longer a threat to Alabama Hurricane Dorian is exiting United States waters and entering Canadian waters where thousands of Canadians have gathered on the shores of Halifax to welcome the hurricane.

“Sure, Dorian left a trail of destruction and devastation, but is that how it should be solely judged?” asked Liam Reynolds who traveled from New Glasglow to greet Dorian.

Hurricane Dorian indeed left a trail of destruction and wind-tossed dolphins in its path. But that did not deter the Canadian spirit.

“I brought some to Canadian bacon and Canada Dry Ginger Ale to offer Dorian when he arrives.” said Reynolds.

Hurricane parties are planned throughout Nova Scotia and all are welcome to join the festivities.