Columbia Girl Told She Cannot Bring Her Service Opossum To School
COLUMBIA, PA – A Columbia High School student has been told that she can no longer bring her service opossum to school. Charity Zimmerman is a senior at Columbia High …
5 Fast Facts: The Amish
People of Lancaster is pleased to introduce a new feature titled, 5 Fast Facts. 5 Fast Facts will be a regular feature highlighting five quick facts for and about Lancaster, …
“Whale and Porpoise” Cafe to Bring Exotic Dining Experience to Columbia
Columbia, PA – Diners in Lancaster County’s stinky armpit, Columbia, breathed a collective sigh of relief last month when it was announced that the venerable Hinkle’s Pharmacy Restaurant would remain …
Manheim Man Arrived First At Four-Way Stop In August, Still Waiving Other Drivers To Go First
Manheim PA – Jack Soffalot of Manheim is a cautious driver. So cautious in fact that he’s been trapped at a four-way intersection since August and has been continuously waving …
Amish Mummy Discovered In Lancaster County Central Park
LANCASTER, PA – A Lancaster couple discovered an Amish Mummy in Lancaster County Central Park this past week. “We were talking a walk through the park when we saw what …
Gap Lighthouse Santa Accused Of Fondling Elves and Reindeer
Gap Beach, Pennsylvania – Local Lighthouse Keeper and volunteer Santa Abner Hockenfoos is embroiled in controversy after a group of volunteers have accused him of making unwanted sexual advances. So …
Central Market to Go Clothing-Optional in 2018
Lancaster – In the latest in a series of lame-duck power moves, outgoing Mayor Rick Gray shocked the Central Market community this morning by announcing that the venerable downtown farmer’s …
Mayor Gray to Re-Route Conestoga River Through Downtown
Lancaster – Outgoing Lancaster Mayor Rick Gray has done much to improve the quality of life in the City since his election in 2006. We have an arts, culinary, tourism, …
Hunter Captures Bigfoot On His Trail Camera
GETTYSBURG, PA – Pat Witmer of Gettysburg captured what he says is a Bigfoot on his trail camera. “I have a number of trail cameras around my hunting grounds on …
“Offensive” Civil War Monument Removed To Be Replaced With A Monument To Refugees
LANCASTER, PA – After complaints from a handful of citizens, Lancaster City Council took swift action today and began the removal of the iconic Soldiers and Sailors Monument in Penn …
