Quarryville Family Smashes Keurig Over Hannity Controversy
QUARRYVILLE, PA – The Klopp family of Quarryville smashed their Keurig in protest over Keurig pulling advertising from Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News. The flap started over Keurig pulling …
POLL: Millersville University Professor Says ‘Brain Shaming’ Drives Trump Supporters
MILLERSVILLE, PA – Millersville University Political Science Professor Dr. Ed Stone says that “Brain Shaming” drives Trump supporters. “Pointing out that they are less intelligent, or not smart, is brain …
Man Fed Up with Sports Being Brought Into Politics
Campbelltown, PA – Travis Buckly, self-proclaimed political junkie and father of two expressed outrage yesterday regarding the amount coverage sports has been getting in the political arena. “I turned on …
Trump: “Pennsylvania Election Is Rigged Because State Secretary Is A Mexican”
Hershey, PA – At Friday’s rally in Hershey GOP nominee Donald Trump claimed the Pennsylvania election is “rigged because the Secretary is a Mexican.” Standing behind his continued claim that …
‘Order Of The Democrats’ Secret Meeting Minutes EXPOSED
It’s long been held that democrats around the world are on the same page when it comes to diatribes and conspiracies. Across the nation, more than half of the population …
Lancaster Man Accepts Donald Trump As His Lord And Savior
WILKES BARRE, PA – A Lancaster Man who attended Monday’s Trump Rally in Wilkes Barre accepted Donald Trump as his Lord and Savior in a post-rally ceremony. “I seen him …
DEBATE: Both Candidates Expected To Stare At Each Other In Silence For 90 Minutes
Campaign strategists from both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton’s teams have encouraged their respective candidates to just not speak for the duration of the second Presidential debate on Sunday night. …
BREAKING: Trump Reads Books, Hates NASCAR
A shocking, newly released recording of Donald Trump has been leaked exposing his love of literature and disdain for all things NASCAR. “Steinbeck, sure,” said Trump, talking to a unknown …
Trump-Free Safe Zones Established In Lancaster City
LANCASTER, PA – In an effort to keep decent citizens of Lancaster safe during GOP Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s visit this Saturday Mayor Gray has established ‘Trump-Free Safe Zones’. “We …
