Ecstatic Wisconsin Badger fans ran outside after the huge upset vs undefeated Kentucky only to find nothing to destroy. A dejected freshman Chad Blakenship of Madison, WI was interviewed after the game, “This victory was so anti-climatic. I’ve always wanted to celebrate by looting, burning and being a general douchebag but I went outside and it was just flat and boring”.
Reports of “flat and boring” are pouring in from all over Wisconsin.
NC State Wolfpack head coach Mark Gottfried generously offered Wisconsin a few cars to overturn and burn if the Badgers can upset Duke in the finals.