Child Actor, Caillou, Endorses Trump

Adding to the long list of celebrities with developmental disorders endorsing Donald Trump for President, child actor, Caillou, threw his hat–that he never wears, but should–into the political ring.

“He says what everyone is thinking,” said Caillou. “And, specifically, what I think about while torturing small animals.”

Caillou is known for his television series, Caillou, in which he depicts an obnoxious, Satan-worshipping demon-child.

“This show is more than just a cautionary tale,” said show creator, Hélène Desputeaux. “It’s a dose of medicine for parents who struggle with difficult children. I wanted to create a show that parents could watch and say, ‘hey, at least my kid isn’t this piece of shit right here.'”

Caillou airs from 12:00am to 6:00pm and then 6:30pm to 12:00am on every channel your kid watches.