Earth Tops USA Today’s Best Places To Live Rankings

By edging out Mars by only a few points, Earth took the #1 spot in USA Today’s Best Places To Live Rankings.

Earth lost to Mars and others in a number of categories, but was able to climb ahead after blowing out her competitors in the “Habitability Rating” section.

“Give it some time,” said NASA’s Exploration Director. “Eventually, Mars and others will catch up in habitability, and finally take home the award.”

Fortunately for humans, animals, and all known living things, Earth is already their home; however, Earth’s scores in Safety, Education and Cost of Living were low.