Evil Wizard Cylo Hypnotises Lancaster Chamber Members to Vote for Hillary

N. Prince St. – It appears that the evil wizard mascot known as Cylo is up to his old tricks, this time hypnotizing the crowd of GOP faithful and forcing them to vote for Hillary in 2016.

The crowd at the Chamber of Commerce event were enticed by the promise of a John Legend concert, but the opening act was even more sinister.

Cylo, master of the Dark Arts, is available for children’s parties, Democratic fundraisers, and bar mitzvahs.