Lancaster Firm Launches Corona Virus Dating App

Lancaster based application developer FapGraphix has just launched the Covfefe-19, the first dating app designed specifically for those infected with the Covid-19 virus.

“It just seemed logical, why should single Corona virus sufferers quarantine alone?”¬†Lead developer Jenny Tulwarts¬† told POL, “The app matches singles based on distance, sexual preferences and interests. We also try to match those without toilet paper with those who have hoarded it.”

The app is available for Android and iPhone for $4.99