Lancaster Tourists Pay Big Bucks for Amish Buggy Horse Manure

Move over whoopie pies! Visitors to Lancaster County, Pennsylvania have a favorite new souvenir to remind them of their trip—Amish-buggy horse manure. Sold under the brand name “Dutch Dookie”, thousands of tourists from New York, New Jersey, and other urban destinations are desperate to bring a piece of the countryside home with them.

“Dutch Dookie” could best be described as a small container of brown Play-Dough. People enjoy molding it into hardened key chains, necklaces, and bracelets. Others add a few drops of water to it to extend the product’s authentic aroma and consistency.

“Dutch Dookie” is 100% organic, bio-degradable and is sold for the modest price of $9.99 per can. It is currently sold, exclusively, at Goods’ Stores.