Lititz Mom Plans Outrage Over Something

Lititz area mom Dee Flower is planning her week and has penciled in a significant amount of outrage-time. “I’m not sure what is going to get my granny-panties all bunched up this week, but I’m setting side some time for it.”

Local bookmakers are taking bets and as of the time this article was written these were the odds:

  • Something the school did 5-1
  • Something the school didn’t do 6-1
  • “normally I don’t mind these posts but this one is inappropriate” 10-1
  • Government, Poverty, War or anything that matters 1000-1