Midget Wrestling Coming to Ephrata!

mmmmMidget wrestling is coming back strong to Ephrata.  On Saturday, September 19th, Ephrata Main Theater will host this spectacular event for the entire family.  Local fan favorites, Zeke and Jake, the Mini-Mennonites will be there.  This team is  famous for riding to the ring in  a tiny buggy pulled by a Shetland Pony.  The champions  are scheduled to battle the Wee Masked Men of Water Street, a duo known for dirty tricks including biting the referee’s ankle. and attempting to get breastfed by women in the front row.

The World Wide Wee Women Wrestling Belt will also be up for grabs that night,  as “Teeny” Tina  Funk defends her title against Bloody Mary, the Wild Beast of York County.

Tickets cost $5 and can be purchased online, http://ephratamain.com/ or at the door.  The first 100 fans will receive a free step stool from Good’s Stores.