Miss Salisbury to Take Ceremonial Pilgrimage While Riding Giant Cock

The Gap Lightouse
The Gap Lighthouse
The Ides of May ring in the traditional pilgrimage taken by the Miss Salisbury Pageant Winner where they set off to travel the Eastern Seaboard. This years pageant winner is Hilda Rumholtz, will start her pilgrimage by riding a fat, giant cock over to the Gap Coast to lay a traditional wreath of luncheon meat on the Gap Lighthouse to pay respects to all of the Lighthouse keepers alive and dead. Her next stop will be the in Delaware to stop at the Wilmington Orange Groves, and then off to Maryland to visit the Chesapeake Unicrab Reserves. Hilda’s pilgrimage will last up to a year and she will not be able to return until she has found something useful for the People of Island of Salisbury. Once wild, the Salisbury Giant Cocks have since been tamed and domesticated, as their milk is sought out by wealthy women world wide

A Seeing-eye cock in training
A Seeing-eye cock in training