Los Angeles- Disturbed by the racist events that have occurred in a small town located in Pennsylvania, famous rap group NWA, known as “Niggaz Wit Attitudes” will be reuniting for a special performance. The concert is planned for August 25th. “Yes, it’s on a week night, but most of these poor folk don’t have any jobs to go to the next day”, said tour promoter Seth Yachovitz.
It is reported that NWA will be creating a special song dedicated to Columbia, Pennsylvania similar to what Prince did in Baltimore. Mayor Leo Lutz will be the guest of honor at this event according to Yachovitz, “This man is probably the closest thing to Jesus Christ here on earth. What he lacks in brains, he surely makes up in heart.”
The Lancaster County SERT team will be present along with officers from all over Lancaster and York Counties in preparation for the event. The concert will be held at the former Columbia Consolidated Fire Company, which is promoting this as their first community outreach event since it was found they were too incompetent to fight fires.