Officials To Change Centerville Rd Speed Limit To 75; Because “What’s The Difference?”

Upon review of the traffic on Centerville Road, local officials have changed the speed limit from 35mph to 75mph for no apparent reason.

“Who cares?” said one official. “What’s the difference? We could have made it 1000 miles per hour, and nothing would change.”

“We’ve been pushed to do something about Centerville Road for years, but just couldn’t figure out a way to ease the gridlock. This won’t change a thing, but at least we can get something on the books.”