Owner of Barnstormers to City Residents: “IDGAF”

Lancaster, PA – The owner of the Lancaster Barnstormers gave a resounding FU to Lancaster City residents last night, just before 11 PM as he unleashed a conflagration of bombs bursting in air that would make Francis Scott Key blush. POL has received exclusive video of the owner of the team, James “Sarge” Bravo, from the Lancaster Safety Coalition camera at Clipper Stadium:

POL was not immediately aware if a baseball game had actually been played before the firefight, but who the fuck cares anyway? THERE WERE FIREWORKS!