Township Mom Angered To Learn Her Son Will Be Taught Arabic Numerals
MANHIEM TOWNSHIP, PA – A Manheim Township mom is angered to learn her son will be taught Arabic Numerals. Blythe Eason of Manheim Township was shocked and angered to learn …
Owner of Barnstormers to City Residents: “IDGAF”
Lancaster, PA – The owner of the Lancaster Barnstormers gave a resounding FU to Lancaster City residents last night, just before 11 PM as he unleashed a conflagration of bombs …
6-Pack Rings And Straws Endanger LCSWA Incinerator Sea Turtles
Harrisburg Pike – The workday starts off like any other at the LCSWA facility with Juan Afukme making his rounds. While his job title is officially Plant Superintendent he’s known …
Bon-Ton Stores Awarded Contract From ICE
Regional retail giant Bon-Ton Stores were awarded a government contract on Wednesday as part of GOB sale and will be shipping all remaining mattresses, clothes, and toys for children detained …
PF Changs – Shoppes at Belmont – 1 Sentence Review
If you want $10 dollars of Chinese food for $30 in a loud AF environment, this is the place for you.
Manheim Township Middle School Teacher Suspended for Serving Filet Mignon to Students During PSSA Testing
Manheim Twp, PA–Another Lancaster County teacher is facing disciplinary action for serving food to students during State testing, fresh on the heels of a SDoL teacher running afoul of district …
Kirk Cameron Enjoyed Relaxing Visit To Whirl-a-Sage
LANCASTER, PA – Kirk Cameron who is visiting Lancaster enjoyed a relaxing visit to Whirl-a-Sage. Cameron is in Lancaster County as the guest speaker for Cross Net Ministries’s breakfast Banquet. …
Help Find Sophie Owner Wins Powerball Jackpot, Shuts Down Page
Manheim, PA– The owner of controversial non-profit Help Find Sophie is the winner of the $465,000,000 Powerball Lottery. The mystery woman has yet to cash her winning ticket in, but …
Turkey Hill Stores Raises The Age To Buy Bullet Key Chains To 21
LANCASTER, PA – Lancaster County-based Turkey Hill Stores raises the age to buy bullet key chains to 21. Turkey Hill Minit Markets, which is owned by Kroger, decided to change …
Local Shithole Columbia Ignored By President Trump
Columbia Borough has been widely regarded as the shithole of Central PA and pretty high in the running for shithole of the North East United States, but town residents feel …
