Help Find Sophie Owner Wins Powerball Jackpot, Shuts Down Page
Manheim, PA– The owner of controversial non-profit Help Find Sophie is the winner of the $465,000,000 Powerball Lottery. The mystery woman has yet to cash her winning ticket in, but …
Turkey Hill Stores Raises The Age To Buy Bullet Key Chains To 21
LANCASTER, PA – Lancaster County-based Turkey Hill Stores raises the age to buy bullet key chains to 21. Turkey Hill Minit Markets, which is owned by Kroger, decided to change …
Local Shithole Columbia Ignored By President Trump
Columbia Borough has been widely regarded as the shithole of Central PA and pretty high in the running for shithole of the North East United States, but town residents feel …
[Take Our Poll] Who Will Win the Next Round of the Sexual Misconduct Allegations Lottery?
With Russel Simmons winning the latest round, who do you think will be next?
WGAL Weatherman Joe Calhoun Poised to Replace Matt Lauer
New York City – Amid shocking sexual assault allegations leading to the termination of long-time NBC Today Show host, Matt Lauer, local WGAL 8 weatherman Joe Calhoun is on the …
Matt Lauer Accuser Identified: It’s Miss Piggy
NEW YORK, NY – The Matt Lauer Accuser has been identified and we now know that it is Miss Piggy of Muppet fame. “The Matt Lauer accuser is Miss Piggy.” …
BREAKING NEWS Former NBC Host Seeks Asylum In Micro-Nation Of Gap
New York/Gap – Long time NBC Host Matt Lauer’s employment was terminated this morning by NBC Comcast Universal Olive-Loaf Mega corporation under accusations of sexual harassment. Mr. Lauer has visited …
Lititz Man Faces Deportation To Columbia
Randy Hinkle loved Lititz and loved Thanksgiving. But this Thanksgiving, Hinkle is in a detention center, facing imminent deportation, while his wife and daughters are at home waiting for a …
BREAKING: Mariah Carey Reports Toddler Inappropriately Groped Her
HOLLYWOOD, CA – TMZ is reporting that Mariah Carey is saying a toddler inappropriately groped her in 2015. TMZ captured this photo showing the incident from 2015. “I had just …
Columbia Girl Told She Cannot Bring Her Service Opossum To School
COLUMBIA, PA – A Columbia High School student has been told that she can no longer bring her service opossum to school. Charity Zimmerman is a senior at Columbia High …
