Pennsylvania Gathering Of The Juggalos To Come To Lititz

Lititz residents failing to achieve the Guinness record for most sunglasses at night.
Lititz residents failing to achieve the Guinness record for most sunglasses at night.

Lititz, PA – Whoop! Whoop! Better stock up on Faygo now because the PA Gathering of the Juggalos is coming to Lititz in August. Juggalo (feminine Juggalette, or Juggala in Spanish speaking countries) is a name given to fans of the group Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Conventions and festivals of the group’s fans are called gatherings.

“We are very excited” said Lititz Mayor Harold Steamfap. “This will be a huge boost to our economy and will hopefully put Lititz back on the cool list.  The town is planning on trying to break another Guinness record, this time for the most people in clown makeup wearing sunglasses.”

Sheetz convenience stores are expecting a huge boost as well as they have Central PA rights to distribute Faygo soda, which is the Juggalos favorite drink. Faygo is to Juggalos what Margaritas are to Parrotheads (Jimmy Buffett fans).

More details will be in the Merchandiser.

The gathering was quickly scheduled by fans when they learned that Shaggy  2 Dope and Violent J, the band founders, would be rehearsing at Rock Lititz in July.