Pennsylvania State Police Issue Guide: How to Molon Labe Safely

The guide will be distributed across the state with the purchase of firearms, surplus military uniforms and equipment, and blue-mirrored sun glasses.

HARRISBURG, PA – The rise in self-styled patriots and militias across the state has prompted the Pennsylvania State Police to issue a guide titled How to Molon Labe Safely.

The guide is designed to address the inherent dangers of playing Molon Labe.

According to a Pennsylvania State Police Spokesman Trooper Gagnon, “There are a lot of people taking up arms and playing Molon Labe patriot on the weekends. However, their ‘save the day fantasies’ do not match up with reality where they are more likely to hurt themselves or somebody else.”

The guide outlines gun safety, state and federal laws, and tips that will hopefully temper oversized fantasies.

“Statistics show they are more likely to shoot themselves or accidentally hurt somebody else than the average gun owner.” said Gagnon.

The guide will be distributed across the state with the purchase of firearms, surplus military uniforms and equipment, and blue-mirrored sun glasses.