Shady Maple Smorgasbord Introduces Halal-Friendly Menu, New Mascot

Shady Maple introduces a new mascot – the mischievous Marid.

Apparently this satirical piece found the dumb people and hit them squarely on the head and the faux-rage emails have grown tiresome. We have been subjected to a lifetime’s worth of horrible grammar and misspelled words.

  1. Shady Maple is NOT changing their menu.
  2. They are not going halal-friendly so put your racist rage away.
  3. Many, many people near and far frequent and enjoy Shady Maple – more than 15K reviews on the Googles and a 4.6 rating.
  4. If you have not visited Shady Maple you should try it yourself.

Here is a review we did a few years back: Restaurant Review: Shady Maple Smorgasbord

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