GET OUT OF THE WATER! LEAVE THE BEACHES! GRAB YOUR WIFE & HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS! THE GAP SHORE IS UNDER SIEGE.
“We’ve successfully test fired our S.H.A.R.T (Sea and Hellfire Ariel Random Target) interceptor missile, recently acquired from North Korean Yorkian immigrants. Skidmark has taken up arms. These sharks don’t know who they are messing with. We are going to send them to hell.” Reported Henry the Intern.