5 Fast Facts: The Amish
People of Lancaster is pleased to introduce a new feature titled, 5 Fast Facts. 5 Fast Facts will be a regular feature highlighting five quick facts for and about Lancaster, …
Twenty Shoo-Fly Pie Jobs Relocating To Mexico
DRUMORE PA – Rebecca Zimmerman is about to lose her job. It could happen tomorrow or next month, and she knows she can do nothing about it. Zimmerman is a …
Lancaster Man Arrested For Harassing Amish With A Vuvuzela
STRASBURG, PA – A Lancaster man has been arrested this morning after harassing Amish with a vuvuzela. Brent Humphries of Lancaster was arrested after being reported for disturbing Amish church …
Underground Amish Mixed Martial Arts Thriving In Lancaster County
WILLOW STREET, PA – Out of sight and rarely talked about, Underground Amish Mixed Martial Arts is thriving in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. “People see us as simple people, farmers. But …
Amish Children Eagerly Await Opportunity To Be Traded Away; “It’s Worth The Risk”
When asked about the baby-bartering story earlier this week, many local Amish children had the same reaction: “that’s the luck of the draw.” As it turns out, most Amish kids …
Amish Community Still Without Power Following Storm Of 1904; PPL: “We’re Working On It”
A large sect of the Lancaster population is still without power following an ice storm that hit in February of 1904. “It’s been hard,” said Jacob Zook. “My wife has …
Amish Bio-Technology Center slated for Intercourse, PA
Intercourse, PA – April 4th, 2016 – Source: AP Newsline Above: one of the proposed instruments to be erected in the West Research Village section of the complex A private …
Leola Residents Aghast At Amish-Themed Swingers Retreat
Leola, PA – Angry Leola residents packed last night’s Upper Leacock Township Supervisors meeting to protest activities of “illicit nature” occurring in town at the local Leacock Bed and Breakfast. Over the …
Amish Children to Unionize
Citing a dramatic increase in farm deaths in recent months, the children of dozens of Amish families have announced their plans to unionize, with safer working conditions being their main …
Documents Reveal Amish as Elaborate Hoax
Lancaster County Pennsylvania is known as the garden spot of the nation for its pastoral farms and countryside. It is also, of course, known for the Amish, or Plain community–those …
