Meme Market Flooded, Meme Stocks Crashing

NYSE – Meme stocks are taking a beating since businessman Donald J. Trump won the presidential election, and meme investors are worried about their future. Local Meme-Fund manager Henry the …

National Butthurt Levels At Dangerous All-Time High

Scientists at the Gap Lighthouse Academy of Science announce that Butthurt levels are dangerously high and should be considered America’s number one threat. Prof. Chas. Mongar said, “Butthurt┬áis caused primarily …

Local College Receives Grant

A local institution of higher learning has recently learned that they will be the recipient of $5 million by way of a recent block grant awarded to Lancaster County by …

Jimmie Stoltzfus Gives Good Advice

By Ernest Wiker – ┬áIn several recent posts to the Facebook page of POL numerous fans have been greatly offended and experienced significant butthurt as a result of their lack …