Homosexual Cow Fed to Solanco Students

Don Reinhold instructed one of his workers at the Quarryville Meatery to put down a cow for displaying “gay tendencies.” The cow, however, was inadvertently slaughtered; and by the time …

Rehobeth Shark Attack Baffles Experts

In what many are classifying as a first, researches are trying to determine if a recent shark attack in Rehobeth has been motivated by hate.  On July 1, a shark …

Local Bear Unhappy

Y ou may recall in 2010 when a local bear cub brought excitement to the normally drab and meaningless lives of several residents of Bird-In-Hand.  Dozens of people who have …