Giant’s ‘Marty’ The Robot Accused Of Sexual Harassment
CARLISLE, PA – The futuristic and presumably friendly robot ‘Marty’ may not be so innocent according to some shoppers who report being sexually harassed by the roving robot. “He was …
Dozens of Alcoholic Children Loitering Outside of New Beer Cafe, Confirming Fears
Lancaster, PA – Dozens of alcoholic children were seen loitering outside of the Columbia Ave. Giant grocery store on Tuesday, confirming the worst fears of critics of Giant’s plan to …
