Lancaster County Man To Eat Only Scrapple During Lent
EAST EARL, PA – While most Americans choose to give up sweets, or alcohol for Lent, Claude Hockenfoos of East Earl, Lancaster County, has given up everything — except scrapple. …
BREAKING NEWS Former NBC Host Seeks Asylum In Micro-Nation Of Gap
New York/Gap – Long time NBC Host Matt Lauer’s employment was terminated this morning by NBC Comcast Universal Olive-Loaf Mega corporation under accusations of sexual harassment. Mr. Lauer has visited …
Man Fed Up with Sports Being Brought Into Politics
Campbelltown, PA – Travis Buckly, self-proclaimed political junkie and father of two expressed outrage yesterday regarding the amount coverage sports has been getting in the political arena. “I turned on …
Biden Accidentally Discloses Negan’s Victim On The Walking Dead
Scranton, PA – Only a day after identifying the aide that is the keeper of the nuclear launch codes made another gaff, VP Joe Biden this time gave a spoiler …
Restaurant Inspection Redemption: Stop & Run
Welcome to the newest feature on POL where we find the restaurant with the most violations of the health code and see if they’ve gotten their shit together. We venture …
Local Artist Re-Imagines Disney Princesses as Discarded Chewing Gum Outside of Stover’s News in Columbia
(Columbia, PA) – Local Photographer Jode Hostettor has pulled off an amazing feat of modern art as he re-imagines what the famous Disney Princesses would look like, if they were discarded …
POL INTERACTIVE: What channel is your go to for Local News? Take our Poll!
Everyone in Central PA has a go to news source that they prefer over others. What’s yours?
Ducking Stool. Is it still on the books? I’d actually go to First Friday for this.
Ah, the good old medieval days when someone could run their mouths and end up being publicly dunked in the square. And by medieval we mean 1961. Does anyone know …
