Coronavirus Cases Top 1,000 Victims In Pennsylvania
HARRISBURG, PA — The Pennsylvania Department of Health has confirmed that there are 276 additional positive cases of COVID-19 as of Wednesday afternoon. This brings the statewide total to 1,127 …
PA Senator Wants to Ban Booze
Pennsylvania State Senator Lloyd Smucker (PA 13th Senate District) announced plans to make alcohol illegal after what he called an ‘epiphany’ over the Fourth Of July weekend. “I was sitting …
Miss Salisbury to Take Ceremonial Pilgrimage While Riding Giant Cock
The Ides of May ring in the traditional pilgrimage taken by the Miss Salisbury Pageant Winner where they set off to travel the Eastern Seaboard. This years pageant winner is …
40-Something Man Swears He’s Moving Out of City for Record Setting 18th Year in a Row
Last Monday, April 27th marked the 18th year in row that Mark Shatsford swore up and down that he was “moving out of this damn city”. In early 1997 Mark …
Long’s Park Gloryhole to Start Accepting Credit Cards and BitCoin
In a move to reinvigorate the local economy, starting in May, the Longs Park Bathrooms will be installing credit card machines to accept all major credit cards and bitcoin. Previously, …
