Cloister Hand Ponies To Be Sold as Pets for the First Time in almost 300 Years
This week, vendors will be selling Cloister Hand Ponies at the Green Dragon Flea Market as pets for the first time. The Hand Pony was a breed of pony selectively …
People of Lancaster Official News Source of Manheim Township School DIstrict
In a surprising turn of events, the People of Lancaster website is proud to announce that we will now be the sole source of public information regarding Manheim Township School …
North Korea Threatens Retaliation Upon Lancaster Humor Website
Popular local humor site, People of Lancaster, was put on high alert Tuesday, as an unidentified manila envelope with sloppy Asian writing was discovered slid underneath their office door. An …
Historic Name Change Coming to People of Lancaster
After much deliberation at the People of Lancaster News Room it has been decided that People of Lancaster will no longer be referring to itself as a “Satire” website and …
Salunga Man Grossed Out by POL Links
Salunga resident, Joe Braxton had just finished reading a People of Lancaster article about Puff ‘n’ Stuff customers smoking belly-button lint, when he scrolled to the bottom of the page. …
Lancaster Invades York with Trojan Turkey Hill Cow, Finds Nothing of Value
Last night Lancaster County successfully broke through enemy lines and have finally conquered York County with the use of a Trojan Cow donated by Turkey Hill. The Trojan Cow carried …
Miss Salisbury to Take Ceremonial Pilgrimage While Riding Giant Cock
The Ides of May ring in the traditional pilgrimage taken by the Miss Salisbury Pageant Winner where they set off to travel the Eastern Seaboard. This years pageant winner is …
Harrisburg establishes May as Fish Cancer Awareness Month
Last week the public went completely bat-shit over a Small Mouth Bass that was caught in the Susquehanna River with a cancerous tumor on it’s jaw. Game and Wildlife officials went …
WGAL closes in on 1-millionth Slide Show – Gives Buzzfeed a run for their money in clickbait mediocrity
WGAL is set to post it’s 1-millionth slide show this year, and is currently at 999,952 shit clickbait posts. POL reached out to Hearst Television, who owns WGAL, among more …
