Gay Deer Have Quarryville Residents In An Uproar
QUARRYVILLE, PA – A pair of gay deer have Quarryville residents in an uproar. “I don’t know where these gay deer came from but I am sick of it.” said …
Quarryville Library Celebrates its 100th Visitor
Quarryville, PA – Bruce Gibble of Ronks had no idea that he’d become a Quarryville celebrity today when he got out of bed, but his life changed forever when he …
Columbia Celebrates 66th Place Ranking On Best Places To Live List
Columbia Borough council has decreed Saturday July 25th, 2015 to be ‘Celebrate Columbia Day’ in honor of the towns recent climb to 66th Best Place to Live. This is the …
Quarryville to Host Colorless Fourth of July Firework Display
Organizers Calling Celebration “Honoring of True American, Heterosexual Values” By Jimmy Scoops – In the wake of the Supreme Court ruling in support of same-sex marriage, organizers of a Fourth …
Kentucky Waterfall Overtakes Skullet As #1 Hairstyle In Quarryville
After 15 years on top the Skullet is no longer the most popular hairstyle in Quarryville, PA. It has been overtaken by the majestic Kentucky Waterfall.
