Ted Cruz made a stop in Lancaster on his way to Camp Hill for the GOP Leadership Conference. His takeaway? The women are “delicate beauties” and have “pearl-white skin, with innocence you can only dream about.”
The Presidential candidate touched on a few issues important to his campaign, but made sure to reiterate his point that the “all-natural, silky skin and perfectly carefree hair” of women in Lancaster mean a lot to him.
“I’ve been all over this great country,” said Cruz. “And nothing makes Ted happier than seeing precious, feminine wonders of the world like you have here.”
“What a town.”