STRASBURG, PA – Thomas the Tank Engine and his longtime nemesis Percy have come out of the roundhouse and announced that they are a same train couple.
A favorite of children across the world Thomas said it was time to be that train he has always known himself to be.
“I tried to be the engine that people wanted me to be. I even tried dating Isla, Hong-mei, and Churubala – that hot Indian chick – but it is not who I am. I just knew that Percy and I played on the same steam team.” explained Thomas.
As Thomas and Percy embark on their future together they plan to continue teaching kids about kindness and caring.