Trump to Announce Ted Nugent as VP Running-Mate at Event at Gap Lighthouse

POL has learned that Republican front-runner Donald Trump will announce the selection of “Motor City Madman” Ted Nugent as his Vice Presidential running-mate at an event at Gap Lighthouse Saturday.

Best known for his hard rock song “Cat Scratch Fever” and his love of big game hunting and 15 year-old groupies, Nugent is also reputedly able to make the pussy purr at the stroke of his hand.

Following his remarks, Trump and Nugent will take a tour of the Keeper’s quarters and have a “private moment” with Skidmark, the Gap Lighthouse mascot. A cross burning luncheon for major donors, to include pit-roasted goat and wild game will be served in the parking lot near where the old Wendy’s used to be.