In what is sure to be a local powder keg, Presidential dopeful Donald Trump had some harsh words for Lancaster County residents. At a recent bathroom break at the Frank S. Farley Service Plaza on the Atlantic City Expressway, Trump began to bloviate and harangue a Mexican janitor who had unfortunately wore a “Lancaster Has Intercourse” t-shirt. infuriated, Trump was heard to say, “Lancaster? That’s York’s retarded cousin!!! It’s the Steve Harvey of Central PA…not quite the big time. Face it, Lancaster sucks. It’s stabby, it’s backwards. If i were to build a soon-to-be-bankrupt resort, I’d choose York. The people are so much smarter, cleaner and friendlier. You got that, Chico?” Mr. Trump then urinated in a trashcan and then ate a small child.
